Too Stupid to be President

One of the most brilliant political websites on the Internet – excluding antiwar.com, rense.com, spiked-online.com, and all of the superb conspiracy sites such as Propaganda Matrix, Alex Jones's Prison Planet – is a satirical site called Too Stupid to be President. As its name suggests, it's all about Double Yooh (Winnie the Pooh).

I only discovered this site a few days ago and it’s taken me that long to go through their backlog of material. But I’ve been through it all now and realise that it is simply brilliant. The most amazing feature is the series of animated cartoons, all featuring George Bush, his cronies and his administration.

Take the cartoon Get Stupid. This begins with Bush – in his typical, moron, neo-Ronnie Corbett persona – addressing the United Nations over the grave threat of Iraq and Saddam Hussein, prior to the invasion and occupation. There are two giant video projection screens and Bush addresses the audience, describing the evil menace of Saddam (and his kitchen microwave). Then he goes off to meet Dick Cheney in his mansion – here, the fun begins!

Dick Cheney is now Dr No, complete with ICBMs - 'and like you haven't taken home office supplies?' - white cat, and an evil plan to take over the world (is that satire or real?).

The cartoons are so professional, so well-written and so brilliantly presented that they should be on tv; but that would never happen, of course. Rumsfeld is great, here a sort of Woody Allen, stand-up bloke joking about the Geneva Convention ('sounds more like a polite suggestion than rules'). Also: The Benny Hill Presidency and The World's First 'Anti-Peace' Anthem with Bush a hippie, singing 'All I am say-in... is give War a chance'. Priceless.


Too Stupid to be President:
http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com/

Rense:
http://www.rense.com/

Alex Jones's Prison Planet:
http://www.prisonplanet.com/

Antiwar (mainly links to various newspaper articles on the war, from around the world, and the regular columnists such as Pat Buchanan, Charlie Reese, Joseph R Stromberg, etc.):
http://www.antiwar.com/

Pravda (a fairly anti-Western Russian website):
http://english.pravda.ru/